Ka-Boom!

Until you have had to change a dirty diaper, you just really can't comprehend a poop explosion. Add to that a child who has just learned how to arch his back and who won't lie still for one second right after you have untaped his diaper. It's just disastrous. Especially when your husband comes home and says, "What's that on your forehead?" That's all I have to say about that.